1 00:00:06,124 --> 00:00:08,500 Last night, I wanted a drink so fucking bad. 2 00:00:08,583 --> 00:00:10,708 Uh-uh. You are five years sober. 3 00:00:10,792 --> 00:00:13,083 What if I just can't fucking do this anymore? 4 00:00:13,625 --> 00:00:15,833 ♪ (PEACEFUL INDIGENOUS MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 5 00:00:15,917 --> 00:00:16,999 How are ya? Having fun? 6 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:20,458 You have the most beautiful skin I've ever seen! 7 00:00:20,541 --> 00:00:21,625 We gotta go. 8 00:00:21,708 --> 00:00:23,958 Girls! You left your-- 9 00:00:24,166 --> 00:00:25,333 You guys made a mistake. 10 00:00:25,416 --> 00:00:27,792 Just own up to your mistake. It's all I'm asking. 11 00:00:28,999 --> 00:00:30,541 I wrote a profile about you. 12 00:00:30,625 --> 00:00:32,875 "Ten Power Women in the Tech World." 13 00:00:32,958 --> 00:00:35,833 -That was a hatchet job. -What? 14 00:00:35,917 --> 00:00:37,999 Some lady found this on the beach and gave it to me. 15 00:00:38,083 --> 00:00:39,416 -What? No tag? No. 16 00:00:42,291 --> 00:00:44,917 Have you ever thought about starting like your own business? 17 00:00:44,999 --> 00:00:45,917 Come on. 18 00:00:46,166 --> 00:00:47,958 I would be down for funding something like that. 19 00:00:48,291 --> 00:00:50,625 Who's the guy you were with by the lobby? I saw you. 20 00:00:50,708 --> 00:00:52,583 He's just some random who tried to pick me up. 21 00:00:52,792 --> 00:00:56,124 Your dad didn't die from cancer. He died from AIDS. 22 00:00:56,458 --> 00:00:57,500 AIDS? 23 00:02:34,416 --> 00:02:35,500 Paula? 24 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:50,875 -♪ ♪ 25 00:03:54,999 --> 00:03:56,124 Hey. 26 00:03:57,625 --> 00:03:58,625 Hey. 27 00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:03,041 Where were you? 28 00:04:03,124 --> 00:04:07,416 I just walked around. Couldn't sleep. Probably the K. 29 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:30,667 Fuck. Fuck! Fuck! 30 00:04:36,333 --> 00:04:37,500 Fuck! 31 00:04:49,291 --> 00:04:52,041 Shit! 32 00:05:21,833 --> 00:05:24,833 Your father, Mark, he had sex with men. 33 00:05:26,208 --> 00:05:30,291 He had two lives. He had his family, 34 00:05:30,375 --> 00:05:36,249 and then he had another life with homosexuals. 35 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:48,875 Shit. 36 00:06:40,416 --> 00:06:41,958 That was amazing. 37 00:06:48,958 --> 00:06:49,958 Love you, Rach. 38 00:06:52,458 --> 00:06:55,166 -Love you, too. 39 00:06:55,249 --> 00:06:57,792 I can't wait to fuck in Tahiti. 40 00:07:19,541 --> 00:07:23,249 Hey! I love it when you call me. I was just thinking about you. 41 00:07:23,333 --> 00:07:25,416 About to head off to class here in a minute. 42 00:07:25,500 --> 00:07:28,124 Yeah, I just got to work myself. 43 00:07:28,208 --> 00:07:30,333 You're never not at work. 44 00:07:30,416 --> 00:07:31,875 Oh, you think I'm working hard now, 45 00:07:31,958 --> 00:07:33,833 wait till I start my own business. 46 00:07:33,917 --> 00:07:35,750 What are you talking about? 47 00:07:35,833 --> 00:07:39,208 I don't know. I think I'm getting ahead of myself. 48 00:07:39,291 --> 00:07:42,708 There is, um... There's this woman, 49 00:07:42,792 --> 00:07:44,333 this-- this guest, 50 00:07:44,416 --> 00:07:46,500 this rich white lady. 51 00:07:46,583 --> 00:07:48,541 She-- she took me out to dinner, and she said 52 00:07:48,625 --> 00:07:50,458 if I wanted to start my own wellness center, 53 00:07:50,541 --> 00:07:52,166 she'd fund the whole thing. 54 00:07:52,249 --> 00:07:54,041 Mom, you have to do that. 55 00:07:54,124 --> 00:07:56,083 That fucking place exploits you, Mom. 56 00:07:56,166 --> 00:07:58,500 If that lady says jump, you say how high? 57 00:08:00,333 --> 00:08:01,792 I'm serious. Work it. 58 00:08:01,875 --> 00:08:04,249 Get your own thing going. You deserve it. 59 00:08:04,333 --> 00:08:07,375 All right. We'll see. We'll see. 60 00:08:07,458 --> 00:08:10,375 Keep me posted. -I will. I will. I love you. 61 00:08:10,458 --> 00:08:12,625 -I'll talk to you later. Okay? Okay. 62 00:08:12,708 --> 00:08:15,041 -All right. Bye. 63 00:08:17,583 --> 00:08:18,583 Armond. 64 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:22,583 Armond! 65 00:08:32,833 --> 00:08:33,917 Oh... 66 00:08:34,958 --> 00:08:36,667 -Oh... 67 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:38,875 You know I thought you were dead, right? 68 00:08:38,958 --> 00:08:40,625 No, just got here a little early. 69 00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:42,750 Had a cat nap. I'm fine. 70 00:08:42,833 --> 00:08:44,124 -You're fine? -I'm fine. 71 00:09:16,166 --> 00:09:19,750 Mom, why are you setting up in here and not your own room? 72 00:09:19,833 --> 00:09:22,958 Because I have a Zoom with China, 73 00:09:23,041 --> 00:09:24,708 and I don't like the background in there. 74 00:09:24,792 --> 00:09:27,458 -When's the big Zoom? One. 75 00:09:28,208 --> 00:09:30,541 I don't like it in here either. 76 00:09:30,625 --> 00:09:32,667 This lighting makes me look freakish. 77 00:09:32,750 --> 00:09:34,291 You sure it's the lighting? 78 00:09:36,667 --> 00:09:38,792 Quinn. Where have you been? 79 00:09:38,875 --> 00:09:40,875 -I slept on the beach. Why? 80 00:09:40,958 --> 00:09:42,958 Because of them! Because they made me! 81 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,792 -And now all my shit is gone. -What shit? 82 00:09:45,875 --> 00:09:50,083 My phone, my Nintendo! They got washed away. 83 00:09:50,166 --> 00:09:53,583 My iPad got soaked. It's fucking ruined. 84 00:09:53,667 --> 00:09:55,667 And now what the fuck am I supposed to do? 85 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:01,792 I didn't tell him to sleep on the beach. 86 00:10:01,875 --> 00:10:03,917 It was his idea, Nicole. 87 00:10:03,999 --> 00:10:05,291 They're lying! 88 00:10:08,124 --> 00:10:09,958 Dad, what's wrong with you? 89 00:10:10,041 --> 00:10:12,249 Your father got some very upsetting news last night. 90 00:10:12,333 --> 00:10:14,625 -He does have cancer? No. 91 00:10:14,708 --> 00:10:16,416 He doesn't have cancer. 92 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,249 He found out something about his father 93 00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:20,166 that he never knew before. 94 00:10:21,541 --> 00:10:22,667 I'm listening. 95 00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:27,083 Your grandfather died of AIDS. 96 00:10:29,875 --> 00:10:32,083 How did he get AIDS? 97 00:10:32,166 --> 00:10:35,833 Apparently, Paula, he was having sex with other men. 98 00:10:35,917 --> 00:10:38,208 -Who was? Your dad's dad. 99 00:10:38,291 --> 00:10:39,500 Why? 100 00:10:40,625 --> 00:10:43,708 Because he liked it. Why else? 101 00:10:43,792 --> 00:10:45,291 He was probably closeted. 102 00:10:45,375 --> 00:10:47,291 Or bisexual. 103 00:10:47,375 --> 00:10:48,999 Dad, why are you so upset, though? 104 00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:51,625 -You're like catatonic. Well, it was a secret 105 00:10:51,708 --> 00:10:54,625 that was kept from him his entire life, Liv. 106 00:10:54,708 --> 00:10:58,625 So now, whatever image he had of his father, of his childhood, 107 00:10:58,708 --> 00:11:00,124 has been pulverized. 108 00:11:00,208 --> 00:11:02,124 You know, he was probably a bottom. 109 00:11:02,208 --> 00:11:04,375 That's how you mostly get it. Receiving. 110 00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:08,458 Dad, do you feel like your father 111 00:11:08,541 --> 00:11:10,416 was less of a man or something? 112 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:11,792 He might have not been gay. 113 00:11:11,875 --> 00:11:13,833 A lot of straight guys like ass-play. 114 00:11:13,917 --> 00:11:16,958 Yeah, maybe he was just too embarrassed to ask Grandma 115 00:11:17,041 --> 00:11:19,708 -to use a dildo on him. -Oh, Jesus! 116 00:11:19,792 --> 00:11:22,625 Can we not, please? Uh... 117 00:11:22,708 --> 00:11:26,541 Even if he wasn't a top, it doesn't mean he was femme. 118 00:11:26,625 --> 00:11:28,291 He could've still been butch, Dad. 119 00:11:28,375 --> 00:11:29,875 Maybe he was a bossy bottom. 120 00:11:29,958 --> 00:11:31,917 Yeah, maybe Grandpa was a power bottom. 121 00:11:31,999 --> 00:11:33,917 Does that make you feel better? 122 00:11:33,999 --> 00:11:37,875 No. That makes me wanna throw up. 123 00:11:38,708 --> 00:11:40,249 Dad, you don't wanna say that. 124 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,833 Well, he can say whatever he wants. 125 00:11:42,917 --> 00:11:45,792 You know, if he's having a negative visceral reaction 126 00:11:45,875 --> 00:11:50,416 to his father having gay sex, it's valid. It's fine. 127 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:53,041 Well, it comes off as homophobic. 128 00:11:53,124 --> 00:11:54,208 Well, it's not. 129 00:11:54,291 --> 00:11:56,124 Well, that's how it comes across. 130 00:11:56,208 --> 00:11:58,958 Well, luckily, he's in a safe space 131 00:11:59,041 --> 00:12:00,875 and he's here with our family 132 00:12:00,958 --> 00:12:03,667 so he can come off however he wants. 133 00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:08,416 -Up to a point. -Or what? You'll cancel him? 134 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:11,208 Dox him? Sic the K-Pop fans on him? 135 00:12:11,291 --> 00:12:12,958 See what I have to deal with? 136 00:12:13,041 --> 00:12:17,375 Mom, I need a new phone, stat. I'm gonna go completely insane. 137 00:12:17,458 --> 00:12:19,166 You already are insane. 138 00:12:19,249 --> 00:12:21,041 I'll order it for you right now. 139 00:12:21,124 --> 00:12:26,291 ♪ ("HUKIA MAI A" BY KAPONO BEAMER PLAYING) ♪ 140 00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:52,833 So... 141 00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:56,166 you were pretty horned up this morning. 142 00:12:56,249 --> 00:12:58,458 Yeah. 143 00:12:58,541 --> 00:13:00,541 Wake up next to you, what do you expect? 144 00:13:03,999 --> 00:13:05,166 Is it a problem? 145 00:13:05,999 --> 00:13:07,333 Aren't you horny for me? 146 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:09,667 -Yeah. Yeah. 147 00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:11,958 Yeah. Just not like every single minute. 148 00:13:12,999 --> 00:13:14,667 Like you are. 149 00:13:15,875 --> 00:13:17,708 Oh. 150 00:13:17,792 --> 00:13:20,333 It's just not the most important thing to me. 151 00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:23,333 Well, what is? 152 00:13:25,291 --> 00:13:27,416 Well, is it the most important thing to you? 153 00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:31,166 It's up there. 154 00:13:31,249 --> 00:13:35,750 So the-- this entire marriage is just based on sex for you? 155 00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:38,500 No. No. 156 00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:41,208 Hey, all right. Look, there's other stuff, too. 157 00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:43,625 I love you. 158 00:13:43,708 --> 00:13:46,541 And we're a team. We get along great. 159 00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:49,083 -Uh... -Yeah. 160 00:13:49,166 --> 00:13:50,124 Oh my God. 161 00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:54,249 You think that I'm like this... sex pig. 162 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,667 -Hey, look. -No. 163 00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:57,333 Me? 164 00:13:57,416 --> 00:14:00,541 I can be romantic. I'm actually emo. 165 00:14:01,416 --> 00:14:02,958 And don't put me in a box. 166 00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:05,917 -Thank you. -Sure. 167 00:14:05,999 --> 00:14:07,583 Hey, buddy. Hold on a second. 168 00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:11,500 Hey, if you see Armond, 169 00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:13,999 could you tell him I'd like to talk to him about something? 170 00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:15,708 Of course. 171 00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:21,375 -It's not about the room. -Oh. 172 00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:28,083 Hello. 173 00:14:29,625 --> 00:14:31,333 How are you this morning? 174 00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:34,750 I was hoping that you could help me. 175 00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:38,541 I have something really important that I need to do. 176 00:14:38,625 --> 00:14:41,541 I brought my mother's ashes with me. 177 00:14:41,625 --> 00:14:43,958 You know, so I could spread them in the ocean. 178 00:14:44,041 --> 00:14:48,541 And I just realized yesterday, I'm gonna need a boat. 179 00:14:48,625 --> 00:14:51,249 Oh, we have our resort boat you can charter. 180 00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:53,083 Is it free today? 181 00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:55,541 'Cause I really need to put this behind me. 182 00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:57,833 Would you like to take it out at sunset? 183 00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:02,041 Yeah, that would be nice. 184 00:15:02,124 --> 00:15:06,291 Well, let's say, uh, departure at 5:00 from the dock? 185 00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:08,792 Can I get some alcohol on the boat? 186 00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:12,124 I just-- I think I might need a drink. 187 00:15:12,208 --> 00:15:15,375 Of course. Some fruit and cheese, maybe? 188 00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:18,333 Could you just tell the captain... 189 00:15:21,124 --> 00:15:24,875 that I think I'm gonna be a little emotional? 190 00:15:25,999 --> 00:15:29,166 I just want him to be fully prepared. 191 00:15:29,249 --> 00:15:33,541 Could be, like, a total basket case. 192 00:15:33,625 --> 00:15:36,999 Well, see you at 5:00. 193 00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:41,291 But let's definitely order the cheese. 194 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:43,166 -Mm-hmm. Thank you. 195 00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:48,958 Uh, Christie, could you cover the desk? 196 00:15:49,041 --> 00:15:51,416 Of course. -I just need to get something from the office. 197 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,416 Sure. Not a problem. 198 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:15,708 -What? Uh, sorry. 199 00:16:15,792 --> 00:16:17,375 I just wanted to tell you that Mr. Patton 200 00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:19,041 from the Palm Suite wants to talk to you. 201 00:16:19,124 --> 00:16:21,166 Are you fucking kidding me? 202 00:16:21,249 --> 00:16:22,458 What? 203 00:16:22,541 --> 00:16:24,416 He thinks we ruined his honeymoon? 204 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:27,083 Fuck him! I will ruin his honeymoon. 205 00:16:27,166 --> 00:16:30,208 Well, he's eating by the pool, so... 206 00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:34,541 I like your hair up like that. Looks cute. 207 00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:37,541 Um, thanks. 208 00:17:04,917 --> 00:17:06,458 Can we have the phone sent here? 209 00:17:06,541 --> 00:17:09,249 We're not here long enough. It'll be there when we get home. 210 00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:11,708 Then I'm gonna need to use your computer, Mom. 211 00:17:11,792 --> 00:17:13,541 Well, I do have work to do. 212 00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:15,458 Like today, I've got Zooms all afternoon. 213 00:17:15,541 --> 00:17:17,333 What the fuck am I supposed to do all day? 214 00:17:17,416 --> 00:17:19,792 Enjoy Hawaii. Get in the ocean. 215 00:17:20,416 --> 00:17:21,875 The o... 216 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,500 I did see a whale last night on the beach. 217 00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:26,708 That was pretty cool. 218 00:17:26,792 --> 00:17:28,667 Well, you're not sleeping out there again. 219 00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:31,124 Mom, he likes it. He's communing with nature. 220 00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:35,541 It's funny how you're able to have so much compassion 221 00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:37,333 for all these groups of oppressed peoples 222 00:17:37,416 --> 00:17:39,708 you don't even know, and yet not for your family. 223 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:40,958 Yep, okay. 224 00:17:41,041 --> 00:17:43,792 Who actually know you and love you. 225 00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:46,500 Your generation's only sacred value. 226 00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:49,124 -Biting the hand that feeds you. Whatever. 227 00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:50,750 Hey, Dad. -What? 228 00:17:50,833 --> 00:17:52,375 You're not eating anything. 229 00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:54,041 I'm not hungry. 230 00:17:54,124 --> 00:17:56,375 That's your second Bloody Mary. 231 00:17:56,458 --> 00:17:59,041 So? -We have scuba after this. 232 00:17:59,124 --> 00:18:00,291 I'll be fine. 233 00:18:02,041 --> 00:18:03,333 That's the guy. 234 00:18:06,291 --> 00:18:07,541 Oh, man. 235 00:18:09,208 --> 00:18:10,667 Excuse me, dude. 236 00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:13,500 Aloha, ladies. How are you this morning? 237 00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:16,583 Uh, yesterday I told you about a bag. It's my friend's. 238 00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:19,166 Yeah. I left it on the beach. It's olive green. 239 00:18:19,249 --> 00:18:22,416 I checked with, uh, lost and found in the office, 240 00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:25,667 and I'm so sorry to tell you, it wasn't there. 241 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:27,667 But we'll keep an eye out. 242 00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:30,958 And if it turns up, I will call your room immediately. 243 00:18:33,041 --> 00:18:34,625 I do hope we find it. 244 00:18:41,833 --> 00:18:43,291 Aloha, Mr. Ross. 245 00:18:43,375 --> 00:18:47,041 Uh, Lana will take you to table nine. Thanks, Lana. 246 00:18:47,708 --> 00:18:48,750 All right. 247 00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:51,458 I've been lookin' for ya. 248 00:18:51,541 --> 00:18:52,625 -Mr. Patton. -Hey. 249 00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:54,416 -How are we this morning? -Yeah, no complaints. 250 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,124 Ah, love to hear that. 251 00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:58,958 Um, listen, I wanna do something special for my wife, 252 00:18:59,041 --> 00:19:01,708 something kinda romantic. It's our honeymoon. 253 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:05,458 I'm thinking a candlelit dinner totally off on our own. 254 00:19:05,541 --> 00:19:07,416 Somewhere cool that's like... 255 00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:10,166 a beach or a cliff or just like... 256 00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:11,792 like an Instagram spot, you know? 257 00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:13,792 -Yes. Yes. How wonderful. -Yeah. 258 00:19:13,875 --> 00:19:17,416 Um... And of course, we do private dinners 259 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:19,124 for couples all the time, 260 00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:22,875 but since you're such valued guests, 261 00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:25,291 and with the whole mix-up regarding your room, 262 00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:29,625 I would love to come up with something really unique. 263 00:19:29,708 --> 00:19:32,166 Okay, great. Yeah. That's-- that's what I'm thinking, too. 264 00:19:32,249 --> 00:19:37,458 What about... a candlelit dinner on our charter boat at sunset? 265 00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:39,375 That sounds perfect. 266 00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:41,375 You can watch the sunset from a private cove. 267 00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:42,500 Oh! 268 00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:45,375 Schools of dolphins leaping and circling the boat 269 00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:46,999 as you cruise the coastline, 270 00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:48,667 -sipping piña coladas... -Nice. 271 00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:50,999 ...debating the names of your future offspring. 272 00:19:51,083 --> 00:19:53,291 -I... I don't know about that. 273 00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:55,333 -Well, that sound like a plan? -Yeah. 274 00:19:55,416 --> 00:19:58,458 Well, see you down at the dock at 5:00. 275 00:19:58,541 --> 00:20:00,667 -Okay, great. Tonight then. 276 00:20:00,750 --> 00:20:02,999 -Yeah. Thanks. 277 00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:04,166 Oh, one little thing. 278 00:20:04,249 --> 00:20:06,583 Uh, there will be one other guest on the boat. 279 00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:08,166 Really? 280 00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:09,999 Yeah. Very lovely woman, traveling alone, 281 00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:12,375 and because she paid for the boat, 282 00:20:12,458 --> 00:20:14,166 you'll only have to pay for the dinner. 283 00:20:14,249 --> 00:20:15,958 -Oh, yeah? -It's a sizable boat. 284 00:20:16,041 --> 00:20:17,291 You won't even notice she's there. 285 00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:19,416 She'll be quiet as a church mouse. 286 00:20:22,041 --> 00:20:24,124 Yeah. All right. Yeah, that sounds fine. 287 00:20:24,917 --> 00:20:25,999 I just... 288 00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:30,041 I just want it to have a romantic vibe. 289 00:20:30,124 --> 00:20:33,208 Absolutely. Oh, your wife is very lucky. 290 00:20:33,291 --> 00:20:36,249 -Thank you for all the help. -Of course. 291 00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:41,833 Yes, we can do the total relaxation package 292 00:20:41,917 --> 00:20:43,375 for you, not a problem. 293 00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:45,458 Actually, can I give you a call right back? 294 00:20:46,041 --> 00:20:47,291 -Hey! -Hey. 295 00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:48,958 Thank you again for dinner last night. 296 00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:51,917 Really, I had a great time. And it was cool, 297 00:20:51,999 --> 00:20:53,667 you know, getting to know you more. 298 00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:56,416 Yeah. You know, tonight's the night 299 00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:59,583 -I put my mother into the sea. -Oh, wow. 300 00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:01,541 The boat leaves at 5:00. 301 00:21:01,625 --> 00:21:04,124 I'd really appreciate if you could be there. 302 00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:08,208 I'm here until 7:00. 303 00:21:08,999 --> 00:21:13,166 Oh, geez. Well, uh... 304 00:21:14,958 --> 00:21:16,999 You know what? I'll take care of it. 305 00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:19,500 I'm-- I'm sure one of the girls will be able to cover for me. 306 00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:21,416 This is important. I wanna be there for you. 307 00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:25,041 Oh, thank you. Thank you. 308 00:21:25,124 --> 00:21:28,500 -Yeah. -And just so you know, 309 00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:30,208 I'm probably gonna be a little drunk, 310 00:21:30,291 --> 00:21:33,792 so don't judge me, all right? 311 00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:36,541 -No. No, I'd never. Okay. 312 00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:39,667 -Boat leaves at 5:00. Five o'clock. 313 00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:41,625 -All right. I'll see you. 314 00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:42,750 All right. 315 00:21:45,917 --> 00:21:48,291 Dad. What? 316 00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:51,958 If you don't feel like doing this now, it's fine. 317 00:21:52,041 --> 00:21:53,541 Nah. 318 00:21:55,083 --> 00:21:57,458 It's just like... 319 00:21:57,541 --> 00:22:01,917 What is real? Like, what... You know? What's real? 320 00:22:03,541 --> 00:22:04,541 Are you gay? 321 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:06,249 No. 322 00:22:06,333 --> 00:22:08,541 Hey. 'Cause if you are, it's okay. 323 00:22:08,625 --> 00:22:12,083 -Just, like, be real. -I am being real. 324 00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:15,833 What's real is... 325 00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:18,750 like, gay, straight, whatever, we're just monkeys, 326 00:22:18,833 --> 00:22:20,458 we're just fucking monkeys. 327 00:22:20,541 --> 00:22:23,999 -Yeah? -Yeah. Yeah, we're just animals. 328 00:22:24,083 --> 00:22:27,333 I mean, you know, we wanna be, like... 329 00:22:27,416 --> 00:22:30,166 superheroes and respectable fathers 330 00:22:30,249 --> 00:22:31,917 and pillars in our communities, whatever, 331 00:22:31,999 --> 00:22:34,416 but-- but in fact, we're just monkeys... 332 00:22:36,291 --> 00:22:38,999 living in our own little monkey pods, 333 00:22:39,083 --> 00:22:43,958 driven by base instincts to create these hierarchies 334 00:22:44,041 --> 00:22:46,166 and hump each other. 335 00:22:46,249 --> 00:22:49,249 I thought I knew my father, you know? 336 00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:54,041 I only knew the part that he wanted me to see. 337 00:22:54,124 --> 00:22:58,333 He hid the monkey, and that screwed me up, Quinn. 338 00:22:59,958 --> 00:23:03,333 -You think that's what did it? -Yeah, definitely. 339 00:23:04,792 --> 00:23:05,999 Hey, I thought-- 340 00:23:06,083 --> 00:23:09,249 My whole life, I thought I was the flawed child of an icon. 341 00:23:09,333 --> 00:23:12,750 Like, I put him on this, like, enormous pedestal. 342 00:23:12,833 --> 00:23:18,708 Meanwhile, like, he's off in some bathhouse on the DL, 343 00:23:18,792 --> 00:23:20,833 getting manhandled by some... 344 00:23:20,917 --> 00:23:24,083 ...like, random dudes. 345 00:23:24,750 --> 00:23:28,375 (GROANS, CHUCKLES) Wow. 346 00:23:28,458 --> 00:23:30,083 Oh, I wish I had known. 347 00:23:33,124 --> 00:23:34,792 I'm sorry. 348 00:23:35,708 --> 00:23:36,833 Yeah. 349 00:23:38,124 --> 00:23:39,458 But I get it. I mean, you know, 350 00:23:39,541 --> 00:23:42,833 you don't want your kid thinking you're some sex-crazed lunatic. 351 00:23:46,667 --> 00:23:50,875 The room is-- is beautiful, and we have this ocean view, 352 00:23:50,958 --> 00:23:56,208 and we face west, so we get these incredible sunsets. 353 00:23:57,667 --> 00:23:58,667 Yeah. 354 00:24:00,541 --> 00:24:03,708 You'd love Hawaii. Everything's so lush. 355 00:24:04,875 --> 00:24:07,166 Where we are, it isn't so overdeveloped. 356 00:24:08,667 --> 00:24:11,875 And there's all of this amazing food and pastries. 357 00:24:14,541 --> 00:24:15,541 Hey. 358 00:24:17,166 --> 00:24:21,625 So, yesterday you were reading Freud and Nietzsche, 359 00:24:21,708 --> 00:24:23,917 and today you're reading what? 360 00:24:26,375 --> 00:24:30,917 Oh. So you finished Freud and Nietzsche. 361 00:24:30,999 --> 00:24:33,792 Are you actually reading any of these books? 362 00:24:33,875 --> 00:24:35,958 No, they're just props. 363 00:24:36,041 --> 00:24:37,792 We have a stylist choose our outfits 364 00:24:37,875 --> 00:24:40,249 and then we have a book stylist pick out our books. 365 00:24:40,333 --> 00:24:43,708 Yeah. That's what I figured. 366 00:24:44,708 --> 00:24:46,541 Yeah, it's really relaxing. 367 00:24:46,625 --> 00:24:48,708 I really wanna bring you and dad here. 368 00:24:48,792 --> 00:24:50,375 Are you gonna get in the water? 369 00:24:50,458 --> 00:24:52,917 Ye-- well-- you-- you do! 370 00:24:52,999 --> 00:24:54,541 I mean, everyone takes vacations. 371 00:24:54,625 --> 00:24:57,375 Okay, so sixty pages, based on how fast you read, 372 00:24:57,458 --> 00:24:59,458 that'll be like two minutes, and then you can jump in. 373 00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:03,416 Do you wanna know me? 374 00:25:08,708 --> 00:25:10,041 May-- maybe. 375 00:25:10,833 --> 00:25:12,041 Do you? 376 00:25:13,792 --> 00:25:14,958 I don't know. 377 00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:21,416 Maybe it's better if I'm just really real with you. 378 00:25:24,041 --> 00:25:26,208 Maybe that's the healthier legacy. 379 00:25:28,208 --> 00:25:30,999 I think it is. Yeah. 380 00:25:31,083 --> 00:25:32,917 You guys ready to get your tanks on? 381 00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:34,249 Yeah, let's do it! 382 00:25:54,416 --> 00:25:55,958 Hey, if you won't come to the pool, 383 00:25:56,041 --> 00:25:57,458 the pool is gonna come to you. 384 00:25:58,291 --> 00:26:00,333 Get in. 385 00:26:00,416 --> 00:26:02,583 Oh, my God! 386 00:26:02,667 --> 00:26:04,541 Get in the water, come on! 387 00:26:04,625 --> 00:26:08,041 Oh my God! You got my book wet. 388 00:26:15,541 --> 00:26:17,625 Tastes a little like pee. 389 00:26:17,708 --> 00:26:19,416 I think it's your own. It's your own. 390 00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:22,083 I think I forgot that I peed, yeah. 391 00:26:48,416 --> 00:26:51,792 ♪ ("HO'OKANI MISIONARI" BY THE ROSE ENSEMBLE PLAYING) ♪ 392 00:28:24,792 --> 00:28:26,958 -Okay. Thank you. -Sit wherever you like, I'll be right over. 393 00:28:27,041 --> 00:28:28,208 -Thanks. -Yeah. 394 00:28:39,625 --> 00:28:42,124 Get me the Kahuna with guac. All right? 395 00:28:42,208 --> 00:28:44,625 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'll be right back. 396 00:28:49,541 --> 00:28:51,291 Enjoying your time? 397 00:28:52,375 --> 00:28:56,458 -Hi. -Oh, yeah. Hi. Uh, yes. 398 00:28:56,541 --> 00:28:57,833 Yeah. Very much. 399 00:28:58,333 --> 00:28:59,375 Honeymoon, yeah? 400 00:28:59,458 --> 00:29:00,875 -Mm-hmm. Oh. 401 00:29:00,958 --> 00:29:02,541 And after this, we go to Tahiti. 402 00:29:02,625 --> 00:29:05,166 Thank you. Oh, that'll be nice. 403 00:29:05,249 --> 00:29:08,291 Yeah. Where was your honeymoon? 404 00:29:08,375 --> 00:29:11,958 Uh, believe it or not, we went to China. 405 00:29:12,041 --> 00:29:14,583 -Cool. Nicole, my wife, 406 00:29:14,667 --> 00:29:18,375 she took Mandarin in college, so she wanted to show off. 407 00:29:20,541 --> 00:29:22,999 It was-- it was cool. We went all around. 408 00:29:24,708 --> 00:29:26,541 It was a lot different back then. 409 00:29:29,208 --> 00:29:31,541 -Yeah. China. -Sure. 410 00:29:31,625 --> 00:29:33,375 Yeah. -How long ago was that? 411 00:29:34,333 --> 00:29:36,708 Twenty-two years we've been married. 412 00:29:36,792 --> 00:29:39,667 Twenty-two? That's impressive. 413 00:29:39,750 --> 00:29:40,999 I guess. 414 00:29:42,458 --> 00:29:44,583 I mean, I've got friends that, you know, 415 00:29:44,667 --> 00:29:47,208 have been married, divorced, married, divorced, so... 416 00:29:47,291 --> 00:29:49,375 We're still going. So you never know. 417 00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:54,833 So, what's your guys' secret? How do you keep the spark alive? 418 00:29:54,917 --> 00:29:59,291 Oh, the spark. No, it's not alive. It died. 419 00:29:59,375 --> 00:30:03,041 Yeah. I mean, love may be alive, but spark... 420 00:30:04,375 --> 00:30:06,667 Sure. That happens. 421 00:30:08,041 --> 00:30:09,833 Yeah. 422 00:30:09,917 --> 00:30:12,166 -And his handstands. 423 00:30:12,249 --> 00:30:14,083 He was totally trying to flash us. 424 00:30:14,166 --> 00:30:15,291 Yeah, but with what? 425 00:30:15,375 --> 00:30:17,249 Thumb dick. 426 00:30:18,124 --> 00:30:19,375 What the fuck? 427 00:30:22,208 --> 00:30:23,667 Oh, good. Hi, girls. 428 00:30:23,750 --> 00:30:25,291 Can you just help me move this bed in? 429 00:30:25,375 --> 00:30:27,166 I just-- I just need to do it real quick. 430 00:30:27,249 --> 00:30:28,958 Mom, there's meds for this. 431 00:30:29,041 --> 00:30:30,208 No, it's just for my Zoom. 432 00:30:30,291 --> 00:30:31,375 I finally found a good background, 433 00:30:31,458 --> 00:30:33,458 -but I can see the bed. -So what? 434 00:30:33,541 --> 00:30:35,708 Well, so I don't want my entire organization 435 00:30:35,792 --> 00:30:36,875 and my Chinese affiliates 436 00:30:36,958 --> 00:30:38,667 knowing that I'm on fucking vacation! 437 00:30:38,750 --> 00:30:40,583 Olivia, can you just help me with the bed, please? 438 00:30:40,667 --> 00:30:42,333 -I have five minutes. Okay, fine! 439 00:30:42,416 --> 00:30:43,416 Thank you. 440 00:30:44,750 --> 00:30:48,166 Okay. All right, girls, ready? One, two, three. 441 00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:52,166 Just lift it! -Push. 442 00:30:53,333 --> 00:30:56,083 Oh, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes! 443 00:30:58,999 --> 00:31:02,458 Are you okay, Paula? No. 444 00:31:02,541 --> 00:31:04,041 All right, I'm gonna start my Zoom. 445 00:31:04,124 --> 00:31:05,667 And you guys, if you're gonna stay in here, 446 00:31:05,750 --> 00:31:07,583 you have to be totally silent. 447 00:31:07,667 --> 00:31:09,208 Okay? And stay out of the frame. 448 00:31:09,291 --> 00:31:11,166 Mom, you look deranged. 449 00:31:11,249 --> 00:31:12,958 It's all right. I have a filter for that. 450 00:31:13,500 --> 00:31:15,208 Oh, fuck. 451 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:20,458 I chased Nicole for three years, 452 00:31:20,541 --> 00:31:21,958 and she wouldn't let me touch her. 453 00:31:22,041 --> 00:31:24,333 And then when I finally could, 454 00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:26,625 I couldn't get enough, man. I was... 455 00:31:26,708 --> 00:31:29,667 I had to have it all the time. She thought I was nuts. 456 00:31:29,750 --> 00:31:31,999 She thought that I should see a doctor. 457 00:31:32,083 --> 00:31:34,833 -She thought I had, uh... 458 00:31:36,416 --> 00:31:37,875 priapism. 459 00:31:37,958 --> 00:31:39,833 Which is like when-- Hey, bud. 460 00:31:39,917 --> 00:31:43,291 When you get this perpetual hard-on, 461 00:31:43,375 --> 00:31:46,291 like an erection that you-- will not go down. 462 00:31:47,291 --> 00:31:51,124 -Yeah. But after a few years, 463 00:31:51,208 --> 00:31:53,875 it doesn't matter how much role playing you do 464 00:31:53,958 --> 00:31:55,208 or, like, toys you buy 465 00:31:55,291 --> 00:31:58,333 or porn you watch together, whatever, 466 00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:01,416 sex just turns into, like, a-- 467 00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:04,667 You know like when they do one of those food challenges 468 00:32:04,750 --> 00:32:07,291 on a reality show, you know, 469 00:32:07,375 --> 00:32:10,041 where they gotta, like, eat like a bowl of live worms, 470 00:32:10,124 --> 00:32:12,750 and you just got-- you gotta psych yourself up for it. 471 00:32:12,833 --> 00:32:16,750 You're like, "I can do this. Just hold my nose 472 00:32:16,833 --> 00:32:19,958 and, like, suck it down as fast as I can so I don't gag." 473 00:32:21,999 --> 00:32:24,667 -Yeah. But it's natural. 474 00:32:25,875 --> 00:32:28,583 I mean, it'd be weird if it didn't fade, you know. 475 00:32:28,667 --> 00:32:32,249 Look, I'm just being real with you, you know. 476 00:32:32,333 --> 00:32:34,166 Oh, this is my son, Quinn. 477 00:32:34,667 --> 00:32:36,166 And I'm Mark. 478 00:32:36,249 --> 00:32:39,083 -Right. Hi. -What are you talking about? 479 00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:41,083 Nothing. Sex with your mom. 480 00:32:41,166 --> 00:32:42,958 You know, I actually-- 481 00:32:43,041 --> 00:32:45,333 I think I'm gonna order from the room 482 00:32:45,416 --> 00:32:49,833 just 'cause it's... It's so hot here. 483 00:32:50,291 --> 00:32:51,291 I'm feeling hot. 484 00:32:51,375 --> 00:32:53,124 Well, it was nice to talk with you. 485 00:32:53,208 --> 00:32:55,958 And I hope that you have a great honeymoon. 486 00:32:56,041 --> 00:32:57,124 Thank you. 487 00:32:57,208 --> 00:33:00,875 And you guys have a great trip. Okay? Bye. Thanks. 488 00:33:05,583 --> 00:33:07,375 Was it something I said? 489 00:33:12,208 --> 00:33:13,333 Shit! 490 00:33:14,041 --> 00:33:17,208 -Olivia, get down! -Ow. 491 00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:24,166 Hey, everybody. 492 00:33:24,249 --> 00:33:28,083 Nicole Mossbacher. Good to see you all. 493 00:33:34,208 --> 00:33:35,249 Hey! 494 00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:37,875 You left me. 495 00:33:38,875 --> 00:33:40,833 I'm surprised that you noticed. 496 00:33:40,917 --> 00:33:42,792 What? Oh, shut up! 497 00:33:43,875 --> 00:33:46,750 You were so busy flirting with those girls. 498 00:33:47,917 --> 00:33:50,958 I was not flirting with those girls. 499 00:33:51,041 --> 00:33:53,708 I was giving them shit. 500 00:33:53,792 --> 00:33:56,792 Well, it certainly seemed like you were having a good time. 501 00:33:56,875 --> 00:33:59,708 Aw. Is my baby jealous? 502 00:34:01,667 --> 00:34:02,750 No. 503 00:34:04,083 --> 00:34:06,583 -Whatever. Yeah. 504 00:34:08,041 --> 00:34:10,708 Well, I came to find you to tell you 505 00:34:10,792 --> 00:34:13,625 to wear something extra cute tonight. 506 00:34:14,583 --> 00:34:16,416 What do you mean? Why? 507 00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:18,083 I got a little something planned. 508 00:34:18,958 --> 00:34:20,667 -Tell me. -No. 509 00:34:20,750 --> 00:34:21,875 -Tell me. -No. 510 00:34:21,958 --> 00:34:24,792 -Tell me. -It's a surprise. 511 00:34:24,875 --> 00:34:28,208 Tell me. -But I will tell you, 512 00:34:28,291 --> 00:34:32,958 it is very, very, very romantic. 513 00:35:25,750 --> 00:35:28,208 It's natural to want something new. 514 00:35:29,583 --> 00:35:31,249 I mean, when you're jerking to porn, 515 00:35:31,333 --> 00:35:33,500 do you watch the same clip every time? 516 00:35:35,541 --> 00:35:37,875 No. Never. 517 00:35:37,958 --> 00:35:40,375 -I think I'm gonna go. Yeah? Okay. 518 00:35:40,458 --> 00:35:42,958 Um, can I borrow your phone? 519 00:35:43,041 --> 00:35:44,958 Mine's gone, and I need to get online. 520 00:35:45,041 --> 00:35:47,208 Uh... all right. 521 00:35:51,792 --> 00:35:53,375 See you back in the room. 522 00:36:24,416 --> 00:36:26,333 Who are these people? 523 00:36:26,416 --> 00:36:29,500 They're joining for dinner. I hope that's okay. 524 00:36:29,583 --> 00:36:31,124 Oh, all right. 525 00:36:35,833 --> 00:36:36,833 Watch your step! 526 00:36:36,917 --> 00:36:39,041 Aloha! -Hi. Aloha. 527 00:36:39,124 --> 00:36:41,416 Thank you. -Oh! Wow! 528 00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:44,583 Is this all for us? 529 00:36:44,667 --> 00:36:47,750 -Uh, yeah. Yeah. Pretty much. Yeah? 530 00:36:49,083 --> 00:36:50,333 I'll hold that for you. 531 00:36:50,416 --> 00:36:52,249 Oh, thank you so much. I love this. 532 00:36:53,625 --> 00:36:55,500 Hey, everybody. 533 00:36:55,583 --> 00:36:56,917 -Hey! -Hey. 534 00:36:57,999 --> 00:37:00,416 Thank you for coming. 535 00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:04,625 I know I don't know you, but I'm glad you're here. 536 00:37:05,541 --> 00:37:10,291 Well, these are my mother's ashes. 537 00:37:10,375 --> 00:37:14,500 And I just wanna say that, you know, 538 00:37:14,583 --> 00:37:16,999 I don't want tonight to be a downer. 539 00:37:17,083 --> 00:37:20,458 You know, my mother would've wanted us to have a good time. 540 00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:25,249 So let's have fun, okay? 541 00:37:28,291 --> 00:37:30,792 I think I need to set this down. 542 00:37:33,667 --> 00:37:34,917 This is nice. Yeah. 543 00:37:34,999 --> 00:37:36,917 Get a little tan. It's getting warmer. 544 00:37:36,999 --> 00:37:38,124 Hi. Hi. 545 00:37:38,208 --> 00:37:40,917 Quick question. Uh, what's-- what's going on here? 546 00:37:40,999 --> 00:37:43,833 Just, uh, just refilled your drink. 547 00:37:43,917 --> 00:37:46,249 Right. No, I know what this is. 548 00:37:46,333 --> 00:37:48,833 Um, what's going on with this lady? 549 00:37:51,166 --> 00:37:53,166 -What's... -Oh, um... 550 00:37:54,458 --> 00:37:57,999 She's planning on scattering her mother's ashes off the boat. 551 00:38:01,375 --> 00:38:04,041 Okay. Does she think we're here for that? 552 00:38:04,124 --> 00:38:05,458 'Cause we're not. 553 00:38:05,917 --> 00:38:07,500 Shane... 554 00:38:07,583 --> 00:38:08,958 Do you want me to speak to her? 555 00:38:09,041 --> 00:38:10,249 -Oh, no, no, no. Well... 556 00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:12,750 It's fine. No. It's-- it's fine. Everything's okay. 557 00:38:12,833 --> 00:38:14,625 -Thank you so much. -Of course. Mahalo. 558 00:38:14,708 --> 00:38:16,124 Mahalo. Mahalo. 559 00:38:16,208 --> 00:38:19,708 We can't-- we can't tell her not to bother us. 560 00:38:19,792 --> 00:38:23,875 Like, well, I'm trying to have a romantic time with my wife. 561 00:38:26,208 --> 00:38:27,583 -Hey! 562 00:38:28,416 --> 00:38:30,041 -Hi. -Hi. 563 00:38:30,124 --> 00:38:32,041 You guys wanna sit up here? 564 00:38:32,124 --> 00:38:34,416 Yeah. No, that's okay. Thank you. 565 00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:36,208 It might be more convivial. 566 00:38:37,667 --> 00:38:39,166 We're on our honeymoon. 567 00:38:39,249 --> 00:38:41,208 -Hmm. Thank you, though. 568 00:38:44,541 --> 00:38:46,083 Oh my gosh. 569 00:38:47,166 --> 00:38:49,375 How nice to be in love. 570 00:38:50,208 --> 00:38:52,541 Mm. Mm. Yeah. 571 00:38:52,625 --> 00:38:54,999 I wish I had a man here. 572 00:38:56,166 --> 00:38:59,208 I mean, you know, I-- I'm really happy you're here. 573 00:38:59,291 --> 00:39:02,958 -You know what I mean. -I totally get it. 574 00:39:07,500 --> 00:39:08,667 Woo-hoo! 575 00:39:08,750 --> 00:39:10,166 All right. 576 00:39:10,249 --> 00:39:12,458 You're a beautiful couple. 577 00:39:19,083 --> 00:39:21,792 -Leprosy is no joke. -It's not. 578 00:39:21,875 --> 00:39:24,166 You know about leprosy, right? 579 00:39:24,249 --> 00:39:27,500 -Right, totally. -That's a weird nerve disease 580 00:39:27,583 --> 00:39:30,750 where they have-- they like-- they can't even feel like-- 581 00:39:30,833 --> 00:39:31,999 You could get hit by a bus... 582 00:39:32,083 --> 00:39:33,792 -Hey! What're you doing? -Hey, baby, where've you been? 583 00:39:33,875 --> 00:39:35,208 -...and not even know it. -Let's go. 584 00:39:35,291 --> 00:39:37,583 You wanna get out of here? Yeah. Totally. 585 00:39:38,833 --> 00:39:39,833 See ya. 586 00:39:44,792 --> 00:39:45,792 Bye. 587 00:39:51,875 --> 00:39:54,583 -Whiskey, neat. Yeah, you got it, boss. 588 00:39:55,708 --> 00:39:58,667 Drinking on the job? 589 00:40:01,583 --> 00:40:03,583 -Done for the day. -Oh. 590 00:40:05,541 --> 00:40:06,708 Where's your family? 591 00:40:06,792 --> 00:40:09,416 Oh, shit. I should get back to them. 592 00:40:10,792 --> 00:40:12,667 Um... 593 00:40:12,750 --> 00:40:14,625 No, they've seen enough of me. 594 00:40:14,708 --> 00:40:17,833 ♪ (HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) ♪ 595 00:40:22,750 --> 00:40:26,333 -Thirsty? -Long day. 596 00:40:27,208 --> 00:40:30,833 Yeah. Me, too. 597 00:40:30,917 --> 00:40:35,083 ♪ ("HAWAIIAN FLOWER" BY LIONEL WENDLING PLAYING) ♪ 598 00:40:35,166 --> 00:40:36,708 I can be romantic. 599 00:40:36,792 --> 00:40:38,708 -See, right? Yeah. 600 00:40:38,792 --> 00:40:41,041 -I mean... Totally. Thank you. 601 00:40:41,124 --> 00:40:42,917 You didn't have to do this, though. 602 00:40:42,999 --> 00:40:44,458 I wanted to. 603 00:40:46,291 --> 00:40:49,124 But is it because of our conversation this morning? 604 00:40:54,166 --> 00:40:57,333 I guess I just get insecure, like... 605 00:40:57,416 --> 00:41:01,124 if our whole thing is based on your sexual attraction to me, 606 00:41:01,208 --> 00:41:04,208 then what happens when that attraction fades? 607 00:41:05,999 --> 00:41:07,083 Baba. 608 00:41:10,375 --> 00:41:12,667 it is not going to fade. 609 00:41:14,375 --> 00:41:15,792 -No? No. 610 00:41:15,875 --> 00:41:17,291 -Really? -Mm-hmm. 611 00:41:17,375 --> 00:41:20,583 Hi. I think it's time. 612 00:41:20,667 --> 00:41:22,750 So you guys are gonna have to get up, okay? 613 00:41:22,833 --> 00:41:24,583 Oh. Yes. 614 00:41:25,833 --> 00:41:27,625 Will you mo-- move their table? 615 00:41:27,708 --> 00:41:29,124 Of course, Ms. MacQuoid. 616 00:41:29,208 --> 00:41:31,958 Oh, ow! Hold on! Can I just... 617 00:41:32,041 --> 00:41:34,375 -We can just... -That's fine, move it this way. 618 00:41:34,458 --> 00:41:35,958 -Okay. 619 00:41:36,041 --> 00:41:37,667 -Watch where you're going. -Sorry, Ms. MacQuoid. 620 00:41:37,750 --> 00:41:38,625 -Yeah. I just... -Got it? 621 00:41:38,708 --> 00:41:40,875 Yeah, I got it. All right. There we go. 622 00:41:55,541 --> 00:41:56,792 -Okay, thank you. Yeah. 623 00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:58,750 All right. 624 00:42:00,541 --> 00:42:02,375 My poor mother... 625 00:42:04,375 --> 00:42:06,291 she died in June. 626 00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:12,291 And she loved the ocean. Just loved it. 627 00:42:15,416 --> 00:42:19,124 My poor mother, she had a beautiful house in Carmel. 628 00:42:19,208 --> 00:42:24,708 And she tried very, very hard to be a really good mother, 629 00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:29,625 even though she didn't have any maternal instincts or skills. 630 00:42:31,291 --> 00:42:34,999 She, uh, she was always in search of male affection. 631 00:42:35,083 --> 00:42:38,083 And, uh, she was... 632 00:42:39,708 --> 00:42:41,500 a nymphomaniac. 633 00:42:42,333 --> 00:42:43,792 I'd walk in her room and I'd find 634 00:42:43,875 --> 00:42:46,458 all sorts of strange men in her bed. 635 00:42:47,625 --> 00:42:50,583 She had borderline personality disorder. 636 00:42:51,416 --> 00:42:52,625 She took her money 637 00:42:52,708 --> 00:42:56,041 and she manipulated people with it. 638 00:42:56,124 --> 00:43:00,708 And she was cruel. And she was very, very cruel. 639 00:43:00,792 --> 00:43:04,750 She was so, so cruel and... 640 00:43:07,667 --> 00:43:12,500 I-- I just-- oh, mother, mother, mother, mother. 641 00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:14,999 My mother... 642 00:43:16,750 --> 00:43:19,249 told me I would never be a ballerina, 643 00:43:19,333 --> 00:43:21,166 and that was when I was skinny. 644 00:43:21,958 --> 00:43:24,208 My poor mother, she... 645 00:43:24,291 --> 00:43:27,625 She just couldn't handle her jealousy. 646 00:43:28,333 --> 00:43:30,667 She had to take me down. 647 00:43:31,958 --> 00:43:34,667 And what's weird is I miss my mother 648 00:43:34,750 --> 00:43:37,291 even though she was a big jerk! 649 00:43:39,750 --> 00:43:42,208 I just-- I need your help, everybody. 650 00:43:42,291 --> 00:43:44,375 I-- I've been trying for many days now 651 00:43:44,458 --> 00:43:46,208 to open this box. 652 00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:48,541 My poor mother's in here. 653 00:43:48,625 --> 00:43:50,375 I need someone to help me. 654 00:43:50,458 --> 00:43:53,750 -Do you want me to open the box? Yeah, I would love that. 655 00:43:54,249 --> 00:43:55,333 I'll get it. 656 00:43:57,792 --> 00:43:58,833 Um... 657 00:44:00,208 --> 00:44:01,875 Yeah. Just... 658 00:44:07,416 --> 00:44:08,750 Oh my God, thank you. 659 00:44:08,833 --> 00:44:10,708 Yeah, no big deal. Yeah. 660 00:44:13,625 --> 00:44:14,917 Mother. 661 00:44:21,208 --> 00:44:22,416 Goodbye, Mother. 662 00:44:28,124 --> 00:44:29,875 Goodbye, Mother! 663 00:44:32,458 --> 00:44:34,917 Goodbye, Mother! 664 00:44:46,625 --> 00:44:48,625 I can't-- I can't do this. 665 00:44:48,708 --> 00:44:51,999 You know, this is-- I just realized it's too early for me. 666 00:44:52,083 --> 00:44:53,458 -It's okay. 667 00:44:53,541 --> 00:44:56,583 All right. 668 00:44:56,667 --> 00:44:59,583 Oh, I want my mother, mother, mother. 669 00:45:00,792 --> 00:45:02,416 -Hey let's, uh, yeah-- maybe-- Oh, I can't. 670 00:45:02,500 --> 00:45:04,917 -Why don't we-- yeah, back in the box. I wanted my... 671 00:45:09,083 --> 00:45:11,541 Oh, my God. It's okay. 672 00:45:14,083 --> 00:45:16,083 Oh my God. It's totally okay. 673 00:45:16,166 --> 00:45:18,500 No, it's not okay! 674 00:45:22,958 --> 00:45:26,500 ♪ (BELINDA SINGING IN SANSKRIT) ♪ 675 00:46:16,833 --> 00:46:18,999 I don't understand what happened to your father. 676 00:46:20,083 --> 00:46:22,166 I mean, I've been texting him all day. 677 00:46:22,875 --> 00:46:24,333 I have his phone. 678 00:46:26,249 --> 00:46:28,667 Well, you could've told me that earlier, Quinn. 679 00:46:30,249 --> 00:46:32,083 You know, this is all because of you, 680 00:46:32,166 --> 00:46:35,249 because you won't share a giant room with your brother. 681 00:46:35,333 --> 00:46:37,041 Mom, it works out perfect. 682 00:46:37,124 --> 00:46:39,792 He can have the entire beach to himself to jerk off. 683 00:46:39,875 --> 00:46:41,333 I don't jerk... 684 00:46:43,249 --> 00:46:44,708 Finish your sentence. 685 00:46:45,875 --> 00:46:47,124 Whatever. 686 00:46:47,208 --> 00:46:48,416 You're addicted to porn. 687 00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:49,917 No, I'm not. -Yes, you are. 688 00:46:49,999 --> 00:46:51,792 Don't sex shame him. 689 00:46:51,875 --> 00:46:54,458 Boys are sex shamed all the time now. 690 00:46:54,541 --> 00:46:57,541 I mean, I know it's very in, but it's not okay. 691 00:47:02,124 --> 00:47:03,166 What? 692 00:47:03,917 --> 00:47:05,667 You sex shame Dad. 693 00:47:07,667 --> 00:47:09,458 I do not. 694 00:47:09,541 --> 00:47:12,416 Okay. Whatever gets you through the night. 695 00:47:15,375 --> 00:47:17,750 You-- you're gay, right? 696 00:47:20,917 --> 00:47:22,833 -Yes, I'm gay. -No, my father was gay. 697 00:47:22,917 --> 00:47:25,083 -Yes, I'm gay. -No, my father was gay. 698 00:47:26,166 --> 00:47:30,708 I think. He, uh, he had sex with men. 699 00:47:31,708 --> 00:47:33,249 That's a telltale sign. 700 00:47:36,083 --> 00:47:38,792 -Hey, can I ask you a question? -Hmm. 701 00:47:40,208 --> 00:47:43,999 What's it like, like, you know, 702 00:47:44,083 --> 00:47:47,750 being fucked up the ass? Like, is that... 703 00:47:49,333 --> 00:47:50,833 I mean, it must feel kinda good, 704 00:47:50,917 --> 00:47:53,291 otherwise you wouldn't keep doing it, right? 705 00:47:55,875 --> 00:47:57,583 Does-- does it feel good? 706 00:48:02,291 --> 00:48:03,750 Do you wanna find out? 707 00:48:11,041 --> 00:48:13,458 Uh, no, I'll take a rain check. 708 00:48:24,917 --> 00:48:25,958 Hutch. 709 00:48:36,625 --> 00:48:38,375 When you're young, 710 00:48:38,458 --> 00:48:41,625 sex is powerful and intoxicating. 711 00:48:41,708 --> 00:48:46,416 And as we mature, it gets demystified. 712 00:48:46,500 --> 00:48:49,750 You realize there are more important things to focus on. 713 00:48:49,833 --> 00:48:52,249 Like what? Zooming with China? 714 00:48:52,333 --> 00:48:54,667 Like holding onto whatever shreds of dignity 715 00:48:54,750 --> 00:48:56,416 you still have. 716 00:48:56,500 --> 00:48:58,166 That's so perverted. 717 00:48:59,875 --> 00:49:02,667 -Can I take these? -Yes, thank you. 718 00:49:08,333 --> 00:49:11,875 If you had the phone, did you see me texting all day? 719 00:49:11,958 --> 00:49:13,999 And you didn't respond, Quinn? 720 00:49:15,416 --> 00:49:17,249 He did not tell us that she chartered that boat 721 00:49:17,333 --> 00:49:18,750 for a goddamn funeral! 722 00:49:18,833 --> 00:49:20,583 -It's okay. -No, it's not okay! 723 00:49:20,667 --> 00:49:21,792 He did it on purpose. 724 00:49:21,875 --> 00:49:23,625 -He's fucking gaslighting me. -You have to let it go. 725 00:49:23,708 --> 00:49:25,291 -I'm not gonna let it go. -Just let it go. 726 00:49:25,375 --> 00:49:27,124 What I wanna do is go find that fucker. 727 00:49:27,208 --> 00:49:28,083 Shane. 728 00:49:42,500 --> 00:49:44,500 Okay, one second, let me just... 729 00:49:44,583 --> 00:49:45,958 What? -There you go. 730 00:49:46,041 --> 00:49:47,792 -On the count of three. -Okay. 731 00:49:47,875 --> 00:49:50,750 One, two, three. There you go. 732 00:49:50,833 --> 00:49:53,625 -Good. -You're a beautiful woman. 733 00:49:53,708 --> 00:49:55,917 Oh, thank you, Tanya. 734 00:49:55,999 --> 00:49:58,667 Is it-- Okay! You got it. 735 00:49:58,750 --> 00:50:02,083 Let's just get the bottom half to join you. 736 00:50:02,166 --> 00:50:05,999 There you go. Okay. All right. 737 00:50:06,083 --> 00:50:07,999 -My head. Oh. 738 00:50:08,083 --> 00:50:10,041 -My head. -Let's-- 739 00:50:10,124 --> 00:50:11,416 -Oh yeah. 740 00:50:11,500 --> 00:50:12,833 -That's... -Oh-- oh, oh! 741 00:50:12,917 --> 00:50:14,291 There you go. 742 00:50:14,375 --> 00:50:15,917 -All right. -Yeah. 743 00:50:16,541 --> 00:50:18,249 -Okay. -Thank you. 744 00:50:18,333 --> 00:50:22,041 Good night to her, and good night to you. 745 00:50:22,124 --> 00:50:24,208 Everything's gonna be okay. 746 00:50:24,291 --> 00:50:27,917 Mm-hmm? Mm-hmm! You got it. 747 00:50:47,375 --> 00:50:49,124 -♪ ♪ 748 00:50:49,458 --> 00:50:50,625 Yes? 749 00:50:51,667 --> 00:50:52,792 Hi. 750 00:50:53,958 --> 00:50:55,249 How was the cruise? 751 00:50:55,958 --> 00:50:58,625 -Not good. -Great. 752 00:50:58,708 --> 00:51:00,625 Actually, it was a shit show. 753 00:51:00,708 --> 00:51:02,999 -They're fucking pissed. -Perfect. 754 00:51:04,708 --> 00:51:07,750 Oh, do you want a drink? I, uh, I have tequila. 755 00:51:07,833 --> 00:51:08,999 I have, uh... 756 00:51:09,083 --> 00:51:10,667 -...other things. 757 00:51:11,416 --> 00:51:13,333 Uh, no, no, I'm good. 758 00:51:15,416 --> 00:51:17,750 I like this new hair look. 759 00:51:18,958 --> 00:51:21,875 Yeah. Yeah. You said that already. 760 00:51:21,958 --> 00:51:23,999 Turns out you're my type. 761 00:51:24,083 --> 00:51:25,792 Blonde surfer with a man bun. 762 00:51:27,249 --> 00:51:28,458 Okay. 763 00:51:31,500 --> 00:51:33,500 You're a great worker, Dillon. 764 00:51:34,500 --> 00:51:36,625 Oh, um, well, thank you. 765 00:51:37,667 --> 00:51:39,124 I have my eyes on you. 766 00:51:41,583 --> 00:51:45,041 Okay. Well, I will talk to you later. 767 00:51:45,124 --> 00:51:48,208 -All right. I'll see you-- 768 00:52:03,625 --> 00:52:05,500 I was texting you all day, 769 00:52:05,583 --> 00:52:07,792 and then Quinn told me he had your phone. 770 00:52:07,875 --> 00:52:09,667 Hmm, mm-hmm. 771 00:52:30,375 --> 00:52:33,249 -You're taking this really hard. 772 00:52:52,208 --> 00:52:54,375 Why would he be gaslighting you? 773 00:52:55,625 --> 00:52:57,291 This has happened before. 774 00:52:59,750 --> 00:53:01,833 Like, people have been coming for me 775 00:53:01,917 --> 00:53:03,792 my whole life. 776 00:53:05,625 --> 00:53:07,667 I'm just playing the hand I was dealt. 777 00:53:07,750 --> 00:53:11,041 Like, yeah. It's a great hand. 778 00:53:11,124 --> 00:53:12,625 And that's not my fault. 779 00:53:13,541 --> 00:53:16,875 Shane. Don't worry about it. 780 00:53:17,750 --> 00:53:18,958 I loved our dinner. 781 00:53:19,041 --> 00:53:20,958 I thought it was really romantic... 782 00:53:22,583 --> 00:53:24,249 ...until it wasn't. 783 00:53:25,208 --> 00:53:26,375 Yeah. 784 00:53:39,708 --> 00:53:42,083 Don't. I'm not in the mood. 785 00:53:56,208 --> 00:53:59,333 I'm just kidding. I'm always in the mood. 786 00:54:00,999 --> 00:54:02,833 -Yeah? Yeah. 787 00:54:05,208 --> 00:54:07,458 Come on. -Okay. 788 00:54:25,792 --> 00:54:27,166 Get off me, monkey. 789 00:54:28,792 --> 00:54:30,708 Get off me. I mean it. 790 00:55:27,541 --> 00:55:29,999 Yeah. Mm, yeah. 791 00:59:03,500 --> 00:59:05,041 Surprise! 792 00:59:05,124 --> 00:59:06,208 -Mom! 793 00:59:06,291 --> 00:59:07,625 Am I interrupting? 794 00:59:07,958 --> 00:59:10,291 -It's only your honeymoon! What are you doing here?! 795 00:59:11,166 --> 00:59:13,166 It's like we're the underdogs now. 796 00:59:13,249 --> 00:59:15,999 He's a white man, and nobody has any sympathy for them. 797 00:59:16,083 --> 00:59:17,458 I think he's gonna be okay, Nicole. 798 00:59:17,541 --> 00:59:18,500 Thank you, Paula. 799 00:59:18,875 --> 00:59:20,249 This is the spa. 800 00:59:20,333 --> 00:59:21,249 I got asked out. 801 00:59:21,583 --> 00:59:24,083 He's a deep-sea fisherman from Black Lives Matter. 802 00:59:27,083 --> 00:59:28,792 Here's another treat. Enjoy. 803 00:59:29,291 --> 00:59:31,041 Dad, I think that guy was hitting on you. 804 00:59:31,124 --> 00:59:32,999 He was just, you know, being friendly. 805 00:59:33,750 --> 00:59:35,625 Bubba, tell my mom what you were thinking about. 806 00:59:35,708 --> 00:59:36,958 I really want to get a job. 807 00:59:37,208 --> 00:59:38,833 No, why would you do that?